Most varieties are also frosted. There easy. [17] A plate of beans is toast if the plate just came out of the dishwasher cycle. Oh, right, we were talking about Pop-Tarts…. A vanilla soy latte is technically, according to the Cube Rule, a three-bean soup. But hot-dogs don't have a third side, it's just that both sides are attached together. ", Pop-Tarts were introduced with fairly substantial marketing to the United Kingdom in the early 1990s. I’ve long described eating chicken Tikka masala with naan as a series of tacos. Fried rice is a salad. Let's talk about the failure of this taxonomical system as it relates to the classification of pie. Yahoo fait partie de Verizon Media. They're getting boring and repetitive. Pop-Tarts have a sugary filling sealed inside two layers of thin, rectangular pastry crust. Kellogg released "Ice Cream Shoppe" flavors of Pop-Tarts in 2005. Americans are actually RETARDED from Religious Academia taught ONEism -upon an Earth of opposite poles, covered by Mama Hole and Papa Pole pulsating opposite burritoes. This does make perfect sense. Heresy. According to this nigiri sushi would be toast. Obviously burritos, corn dogs, dumplings, Pop-Tarts are all calzones December 10, 2018 7:52 PM Subscribe. What if the starch is on the inside? Earlier this year @Phosphatide stepped into the (apparently never, ever, ever ending) "what is a sandwich" debate with the Cube Rule of Food, a six-part classification system for dishes based on the location of the starch. Frozen. And don’t even get us started on the dumpling/blintz/knish debate that this entire Pop-Tart allegation has opened up. The deeper we go into this thread, the more confusing it all gets. Join 6,453 readers in helping fund MetaFilter. So is chicken cordon bleu. — R.J. Lehmann (@raylehmann) July 8, 2017. Since the beginning of time, philosophers have debated the questions that define us as humans: Where did our universe come from? Hardboiled eggs are fruit. I remember reading a writer who was traveling through Africa saying that food is rice with junk on it. I spent two hours discussing this on twitter today after someone brought up pocky, and look, here's the thing: I can get behind this categorization, except for the named category for #6. Oh. Is your position that blintzes are dumplings? A pop-tart is not a calzone due to the definition “a type of pizza that is folded in half before cooking to contain a filling” again I don’t think it matches the criteria. 10 Copy Facebook Pinterest Twitter Email {{ shortRepliesCount }} Show. I see they have already covered that. ", "Nothing More Than Fillings: The True story of the Pop Tarts", "Kellogg's(R) Pop-Tarts(R) Approaches 40th Anniversary With 'Design Your Own Pop-Tarts' Contest and Sweepstakes For Kids", "How Crazy Good Revitalized The Pop-Tarts Brand", "Killer Rabbit w/info on DARK CRYSTAL 2, PAN'S LABYRINTH, HELLBOY ANIMATED, CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE & more!!! These were thicker, narrow, and wrapped individually (instead of in packages of two). Thog answer question. JhonnyBash 22 feb 2020. Tacos are tacos. We want to create an inspiring environment for our members and have defined a set of guidelines. Stop playing with your food and eat the damned sandwich, already. . Post called them "Country Squares". https://twitter.com/Retrovertigo/status/883520595819847680, https://twitter.com/Retrovertigo/status/883669042573131776. And while writer Ellen McGrody, the conjurer of this entire Pop-Tart/ravioli debate, might have some merit behind her thesis (after all, the construction between the two foods is extremely similar) the internet would not. Has anyone invented a taco or burrito on a stick? Newer », This thread has been archived and is closed to new comments. Or there's the smallest sliver of dough keeping things together. kadybat/Twitter A hotdog is not a taco since the definition of taco is “A Mexican dish consisting of a fried tortilla, typically folded, filled with various mixtures, such as seasoned meat, beans, lettuce and tomatoes” hotdogs do not meet that criteria. JavaScript is disabled. This Pop Tart gingerbread house is so fun to decorate and perfect for the holidays! Start a new thread to share your experiences with like-minded people. This bizarre connection implying ravioli is somehow salad, or inverted lasagna, which is in turn “pasta cake,” and are all, in turn, layered casseroles and, therefore, sandwiches. This website exists to break down the barriers between people, to extend a weblog beyond just one person, and to foster discussion among its members. Flavors included chocolate–vanilla and strawberry–blueberry. Favorites; New; Limited Time Only; Bites & Crisps; All Pop-Tarts Flavors; Our Story; Contact Us; En español; where to buy; Kellogg’s Family Rewards® Our Food; Where to buy; Search. — James Harbeck (@sesquiotic) July 8, 2017. Pop-Tarts is Kellogg's most popular brand to date in the United States, with millions of units sold each year. Is a pop tart a calzone. And by the transitive property.. pie is a form of pizza? A calzone is meat-filled, and a poptart is jelly-filled, so not the same thing. A plain doughnut is a toast, but a jelly doughnut is a calzone. "[22], Pop-Tarts have been the subject of various recalls where mislabeling could lead to serious or life-threatening allergic reactions. [16] They are currently discontinued.[when?] All posts copyright their original authors. Fried rice is a salad. This all reminds me of ongoing discussion I have with a friend over the concept of a store advertising "Real Human Food Restaurant, served Earth style". Découvrez comment nous utilisons vos informations dans notre Politique relative à la vie privée et notre Politique relative aux cookies. They were a tiny, bite-sized version with no fruit filling, only flavored pastry with frosting. Well, I was firmly on Team-Subset-Of-Sandwich, but I am intrigued by Professor not_the_water’s research in this field. Flavors included Cherry Cheese Danish and Cinnamon Cream. For the album by Little Nobody, see, United Fresh Fruit and Vegetable Association, "Kellogg Launches New Pop-Tarts Yogurt Blasts", "Trivia — How long have we been munching on Pop-Tarts? 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